Debbie Harry and Sharon Stone shock with young looks while in Brazil for AIDS

Just when every Starlet pops out a boob or forgets to wear her panties, Glamour gals like Debbie Harry and Sharon Stone hang out in Brazil and show the young fools that real-star-staying power shines, even after youth has said hasta la vista.

"Blondie" lead singer Debbie Harry (65) worked Marilyn Monroe Curls and "Basic Instinct" actress Sharon Stone (54) rocked a slicked back ponytail at an Amfar benifit in Brazil for AIDS research.

5.4.3.2.1. Dick Clark Is Dead.

Host and TV producer Dick Clark has died from a heart attack. He was 82.



To a younger generational many will remember Dick Clark as the old guy who mumbled on air every New Years Eve (Clark suffered a terrible stroke in 2005) but for people of my generational we will remember him for hosting American Bandstand (1957 to 1988)

Long before MTV and Youtube; American Bandstand gave a young music lover like me exposure to new and exciting sounds. When you grow up in a small place like I did, and you felt alone and artistic, AB had funky dancers, different singers and bands in every creed, color and size and for a little boy like me it gave me comfort every Saturday afternoon.

Dick Clark did a lot of things in his life and made a lot of money; some, if not most of us would have retired, but that wasn’t Dick Clark’s attitude. In this age of praising over-paid sports stars and people who fight with each other to get on TV, Dick Clark remained a gentleman of class, on and off the air.

“The Killing” asks Who Killed Rosie? Viewers answer: who cares.

The second season of AMC’S The Killing still raises the big question from season one: Who Killed Rosie Larsen? I say who cares at this point? After the 20th shocking “reveal” Rosie isn’t even missed because the audience never got to know or sympathize with her. That leaves the rest of the cast; who all need valium inserted in their local water supply. Maybe Rosie killed herself to get away from these “Debbie Downers.”

I get that the show is supposed to be dark and moody-I love dark and moody but The Killing has dragged an interesting, if not original idea (girl killed; suspects galore; retiring cop) on and on, the viewer is left not caring, and caring is sharing-ratings that is.

When the great first season of The Killing ended last season; viewers, including myself were pissed that the whole season had been one big prick tease, and didn’t reveal the killer of Rosie Larsen. Those hoping for a series release when the second season began, were left blue balled as the Rosie Larsen case still dragged on with more suspects popping up than Pop-tarts at a crackheads house.




This Script sucks.


The Danish series (in which The Killing is based) had a new murder in its second season, giving viewers a fresher story and mystery to solve. Too bad the American version didn’t follow the same lead.

Ratings for the second season are getting worse each week. If The Killing doesn’t get better this season, don’t be surprised if the show and the producers are buried with Rosie at the bottom of the pond.

Online Dating: A Special Investigative Report.

Does anyone meet a guy in a bar anymore? I was out last night with a buddy and all the single guys were looking into their phones like it they had a picture of Tom Brady’s penis. Why not just stay home and save the money on over-priced drinks? Maybe I’m old school but if you’re at a bar to meet men; why go online when they are only inches away?

There are few exceptions but in this internet age most singles (and married people) meet perspective partners on internet dating sites or funerals. Online, most people extravagate their looks; job and personality, or underestimate their appeal and write a spotty profile; upload only blurry photos and give one word answers to your messages, even though they messaged you first.

Most people don’t know what they want; even when they say they do. Putting an ad up for a boyfriend/wife/mother/slave/gold fish lover, can be a job on its own. When writing your online profile, there seems to usually be alter egos going on; there is the person you think you are, and then there is the person you want to be; and there is the person you really are; if you’re smart you combine all three. Most people lie so much its embarrassing. I mostly met flaky jerks, who said one thing and did another.

For research only I joined three well known sites. Match; OkCupid and Plenty Of Fish. In my opinion here is how I will break down these dating websites.




Jerk from Match.com

Match: Match has been in business the longest and is showing signs of age and neglect (no wonder they bought OkCupid) Since Match is a paying site you would think you would meet some classier guys; my first message was from a gentlemen who was 92-years-old (he said he was looking for younger; like there’s anyone older!) A positive is most features are easy to use. The negatives are longer than a road trip with your mother in-law.

Most of the emails I got were from people from faraway places like Florida, South Dakota and Canada; which I don’t get; am I suppose to jump on a plane for a date? I don’t think so. They also keep old profiles online as active, even though most of the people have been off for months; when your pay period is up Match will automatically recharge you; so cancel or you’ll be charged.




Jerk from OkCupid.

OkCupid: OC is for the younger set. With its cryptic questions, fun but mostly lame quizzes that seem to grow by the week. Usually your “matches” come with 3 ratings; for example: this guy is 47% good for you, 12% friend, 39% enemy. Your match gets matched with the more questions you answer; only 39% enemy? Hot, what’s his number?

Went out with some cute guys here; mostly young and in the end; most guys in their 20”s are great, until they open their mouths; I joke-kind of. Actually there are cute guys on here but since it’s a free site, most dudes are flaky about getting together with you, even though they messaged you first.

Jerk from Plenty Of Fish.

Plenty Of Fish: POF is like the McDonalds of the dating websites; cheap looking design, sleazy ads popping up and a sick feeling after stomaching it. I have to be honest. The few people that contacted me on POF were pretty shady looking and I declined. It seemed that anyone I was interested in on here weren’t online since over a year ago-a sign that tells you the site made them sign up to search the site, and when they saw what was really there they got off quick (and not in a good way)

POF was the worst of the three; it could just be the New York area wasn’t so great when it came to guys; but hey that’s just me; if you like them toothless, living at home with momma or five hours away; then this is the site for you.




What I noticed on all three websites, besides the actors; most doctors and lawyers seem to love themselves and always mention what they do in their profile name, lawyerstud8 or doctormoney12; pretty pathetic; I guess they don’t even bother to impress you with looks or wit, money or title works just as well for some trashy people.

Update: After working on this article over 10 months ago I decided to rejoin all three sites and see if anything changed. I can’t say anything did. What was really surprising was 98% of the same guys were there from over a year ago (with the same pictures!) So I cancelled all 3 accounts, got some books for my Kindle and baked some brownies.

Mary J. Bilge’s BK Commercial Banned, She Sings About Fried Chicken.

Burger King has lost its spot in sales to far superior Wendy’s in the battle of the burger chains; McDonalds still holds the number 1 spot. Now Burger King has unleashed four new commercials. One in particular has been banned because people have complained about Mary J. Blige’s singing about her love of fried chicken is racist.

After viewing the commercial I don’t think its racist, though each commercial is targeted to a certain demographic; Jay Leno-white men; Salma Hayek-Spanish speaking; David Beckham-gay men; Mary J Blige-black Americans.

The commercial is pretty funny with an embarrassed looking Blige; dark shades on and singing for her super about “crispy lettuce and 3 cheeses, oh, oh.” Yikes! I love me some Mary J. Blige, but like her last two albums that haven’t sold well; Blige needs to get some better career advice (her husband has been her manager for several years now); if not Blige will be on Dancing With The Stars or some other sad reality show in two years.

Check out the banned commercial and tell me what you think.

“Alicia Silverstone shows she’s “Clueless” when feeding baby by spitting food in his mouth”

Alicia Silverstone hasn’t acted much since her star making turn in “Clueless”. Now the former hot actress has turned fans cold when she released a video of her feeding her 11-month old son in an unusual manner. Acting like a bird from hell and not a un-award winning actress, Silverstone is seen on the video chewing food and spitting it into her kid’s mouth; pretty gross stuff-and you thought you gagged when she played “Batgirl” in “Batman & Robin.”

It’s not known why Silverstone feeds her child this way, but she’s known to be koo koo for eating and wearing everything that’s natural; after watching this video I’m glad my mom gave me Gerber’s.

Silverstone lives in an eco-friendly Los Angeles house complete with solar panels and an organic vegetable garden. The poor kids name is Bear Blu, yikes.

I’d hate to be this kid when he grows up and see’s this video; pretty embarrassing, for both of them.

Tim Tebow Dyes His Hair Black For NY Arrival; Is He Gay?

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New York newspapers are going gaga over Tim Tebow getting traded to the Giants. Grown men with pot bellies and hairlines like Helen Hunt are salivating over the arrival of Tebow like the second coming of Christ.

What they seem to forget is, Tebow wasn’t the best player (hence the getting traded to the Giants) but he has celebrity because he kneels on the playing field like a hooker for Jesus after every game.


The notoriously religious Tebow is known to recite passages from the Bible at any given time; just what people like, a dumb jock who talks religion. Tebow was home schooled all his life with four other siblings. He also stated that he will remain celibate until marriage; which had a lot of people cracking up recently; Football players are notoriously hit on by women and many married players hook up with the tarts that follow them on the road. Some speculate that a good looking, rich football player can’t possibly be celibate? Many believe Tebow is gay.

I really don’t care about him that much to wonder about his heterosexuality; it will only bother me if he starts bashing gays.

What did surprise me is the Jets press conference for Tebow; where he showed up with obviously dyed black hair. Do ultra conservative religious men dye their hair black? Makes you wonder.
  
Some think is he’s trying to look like his rival, Mark Sanchez. Others guess that if Tebow is gay he won’t be able to hide in New York’s gay Mecca like he did in the boondocks. In New York there are many gay people of shapes and sizes; maybe that’s what he needs.


Update: Tebow was spotted last week getting pampered at a West Hollywood nail salon, where he got a manicure and pedicure. It doesn't make him gay.

*photo belongs to TMZ.

Kim Kardashian Gets Flour Bombed At Event Launch For Her Stupid Perfume

Kim Kardashian got a big surprise while trying to sell more crap to the public last night. As usual the tacky no-talent showed up all smiles at the launch of her new peppermint flavored douche last evening.

Instead of the normal stares from mentally challenged fans and giggles from most of the public, Kardashian was doused with flour (I think the kids call it, flour bombing) by an unidentified woman; Wow this is the first time Kim Kardashian has had anything SO white on her.

Check out the video. Video is owned by TMZ

“Kirk Cameron Is A Racist Piece Of White Turd”

Not gay here at all, yep.

Former TV star turned to religion late in his brief career, and the world breathed a sigh of relief that we wouldn’t see him again, but like plaque, Kirk Cameron is back.

Has-been racist from the 1980’s TV show “Growing Pains” just did an interview on Piers Morgan where he said homosexuality is an unnatural act. There is nothing wrong with religion, if it keeps up your socks to believe things other people fabricated years ago for their own agenda, then good for you, but there’s nothing worse than some dumb ass who thinks he has to enforce his beliefs on everyone.




Taffy for brains Cameron can preach his hate all he wants; what most of these racist don’t get is, this world was built by some gay people; the food he eats was made by some gay people; the rhetoric he preaches was probably written by some gay people.

Cameron also remarked that gay marriage was destructive to families everywhere; yeah the same crap people said about black people sharing their water fountains; the same thing white men cried when women wanted to vote. It’s amazing some pig like Cameron (sorry pigs) can be a bigot and hide behind the Bible as a way to justify his words when preaching hate.

Every-time some garbage like Cameron (sorry garbage) comes out and says things like this, some kid somewhere gets bullied for being gay or worse, commits suicide.

I’m sure some fellow jerks who say they speak for God but sound more like the Devil will rejoice in Cameron’s slam of gays (probably when committing more sins than most people)

If there is a “judgment day” Racist’s like Cameron will be one of the first people with a pitchfork up his ass.

Why is ABC trying to ruin REVENGE?

It’s amazing what gets picked up for television. Each year networks get hundreds of pitches for new shows; some even make it to pilot (first episode of a TV show) Most pilots don’t even air. Networks never know what will really be a hit. If the network is rolling out 10 new shows for the season; 3 or 4 will get the major promotional treatment like print, billboards, etc.; while others will get minimal support from the network.

When Revenge first aired on ABC on September 21, 2011 it got medium promotion. Some people will remember the ads, mostly of leading lady Emily Van Camp in a slinky black number; thorns at the bottom of her dress, daring you to touch. What shocked a bunch of people is when Revenge became a sleeper hit. With nighttime soaps being “dead in the water” for years, Revenge brought back a fun idea; beautiful rich people, love, deceit, sex, violence and jaw dropping story lines that had you hitting the rewind button. Within weeks Revenge was on the cover of TV Guide, Entertainment Weekly and madly discussed around the water cooler the next day at work. Other networks smelled the green and began developing their own soapy dramas (TNT will debut Dallas (based on the 1980’s hit) over the summer.

So what did ABC do to keep up with an addictive new show that started beating its Wednesday 10: pm competition Law & Order SVU and CSI in the ratings? They took it off the air for weeks; then put it on one week and then it was off for two weeks again. For February it aired only two times and it was announced it would be back for new episodes in April; Excuse me, what happened to the month of March? Are they replacing it with anything better? Are you kidding? Lame specials that should have been bumped to Friday or Saturday nights. Is this any way to treat a budding hit? Is this any way to treat a lady?

When Van Kamp appeared on Ellen DeGeneres this past week, Ellen admitted to being a huge fan of the show and to the audiences delight shared how the whole staff would discuss the show the next morning at work. Ellen did have a complaint and wondered why the show was off the air for such long gaps. Van Kamp kept her famous cool smile, but Stevie Wonder could tell she agreed and remarked, “It’s an ABC decision.”

The public is more fickle than a out of work bee and when they find a show they love; they want it to be available; with a million things on TV these days; people are not going to search for it like they’re underwear after an orgy. ABC is giving the public a boner with Revenge and offering no release; hopefully they work it out before we move on to another show.

Luckily Revege came back and was renewed for a second season; hopefully the second season of Revenge won't be bouced around like a unloved step child, so new and old fans alike can get their fix of Emily Throne and company for years to come.