Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Mystery Series with Kate Hudson, Joe Manganiello and Kathy Bates.

Next month I start writing the pilot script for Ethel Cunningham Mysteries. Everyone keeps asking me who should play the leads. Here is my dream cast!

Kate Hudson as Ethel Cunningham.

Joe Manganiello as Detective Vince Carpino.
Kathy Bates as Bernice.

Get a free book! Currently my 4th Ethel Cunningham book is in Amazon's new Kindle Scout campaign. Readers like you get to vote if they should publish a book. If you could follow the LINK below, it will take you to AMAZON. It only takes a minute. Hit NOMINATE ME, and you can nominate New York Rents Can Be Murder by Hudson Taylor. Thanks! and keep reading!

Monday, October 12, 2015

Life Got You Down? Buy A New Toilet Seat.

I like giving advice, partially because I think I know it all, and highly because I think most therapists are fortune tellers with college degrees. In my opinion some therapist should tell their clients “to grow the hell up!” and give the money they’re wasting on them to a worthy cause like domestic and animal abuse.

Luckily for you, my dear readers, I will share a trick to put a smile on your face, add some grace to your place and ease your aching heart and mind.

The first thing you could do today is change your toilet seat; I know you think I’m crazy, and the one you have does the job blah-blah, but I’m all about quick change (and chocolate Éclairs) so why don’t you try it? Buy a new toilet seat; spend a little money; don’t buy a cheap one; get something fun or grand like a King, or RuPaul. Whatever style you like, you're buns will thank you.

 Getting a new toilet seat is a mundane thing, but one thing about it is, it’s new! It’s shiny! And great for your heinie; and something you’ll see on a daily basis. Once you install it, you’ll see the truth to total happiness before your eyes, and it’s only a toilet seat! But it’s new, and you did it and that is really the answer to all your problems; if your life is not what you want it to be, go out and change it.

Most of us are on this endless odyssey and spend way too much time stressing about the big things we have to do in life to be happy, respected and loved. Sometimes doing something like buying a new toilet seat can show you how easy your life can be; even if you only make small strides of change.
Hey if you want to wear shades on the toilet, why not?