Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Princess Down: Remember Paris Hilton?


There was a time Paris Hilton got talked about more than the weather; now the spoiled fame whore is nowhere to be seen and many declare her career over. It’s not like the hotel Ho has stopped going out and acting stupid; in fact that’s what she does best. What’s really happened is the public’s fascination with her has waned. The Kardashian clan has taken over for what Hilton started; talentless lass on the loose; who stars in free porno; puts her name on anything, and appears at the opening of a jar of pickles if a photographer is around.

After her initial success with fame, Hilton has tried to come back to television in several reality shows, all went the way of the Titanic. Hilton’s name still pops up on perfume bottles, which you can steadily find at most discount and $99 cents stores 2 months later. She continues to sell handbags and junk with her name on it, that largely come from the same factory in China that produces other celebrity named crap.



Paris Hilton doing what she does best.
For 2014 Hilton has announced that she is releasing a new album; as if any of us needed more noise in their life. Some predict that she could stage a comeback, others suggest you have to have talent and likability to crawl back; neither trait Hilton has.
Hilton is still going out and clubbing every night. Her only legit work lately has been going to Vegas for bar and restaurant openings (Owners pay celebrities to come to their parties)

Could Hilton’s new album put her back on top? Some say no since her voice sounds like a cat in heat; others like her Hello Kitty loving fans, will stick by her no matter what; you have to remember Hitler had his fans as well.

Question: What should Hilton do next to stay in the limelight?


Paris Hilton has got gays angry, and its not just because her line of perfumes and bags are so tacky, they're an abomination.

Last year, cat-nip-for-brains Hilton, was secretly recorded in a New York CityTaxi cab talking to a friend; when the friend showed her Grindr (a gay hookup site) on his phone, Hilton got angry.

"Ewww! Gay guys are the horniest people in the world," Hilton said. "They're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. ... I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You'll like, die of AIDS."

Though she may be right in some cases; what she said about all gays being disgusting; whores, and having AIDS; that's what most of the world thinks of Paris Hilton.