|Well, at least she's wearing underwear.|
Sharon Stone lifted herself to stardom when she showed her assets in “Basic Instinct,” and became a Star. Sadly, hairless harlots followed suit, with stripper names like Britney, Paris and Lindsay, each getting out of cars with the grace of an octopus exiting a washing machine.
I was enjoying my Sunday afternoon, and then it happened; my enthusiasm dropped like the director of “Top Gun”.
Sitting in Starbucks writing, I was shocked to see this over 40ish lady sitting across from me, spread eagle and void of underwear. At first I thought I was mistaken and maybe she had a pet spider on her lap, but on closer inspection IT looked like someplace the Loc Ness Monster would be hiding.
I had to ask a couple of straight guys what they thought of it. Mostly all agreed that a girl who doesn’t wear underwear is a sure fire easy lay. One straight dude told me,” it’s hot when she’s young and pretty, but when you see the old chicks doing it; you want to throw up your cookies.”
My mind went back to the Starbucks skank; was she gross, a slut, an exhibitionist or just stupid; maybe all of the above. There are times to be sexy, but sitting in Starbucks with nature’s credit card on display isn’t hot or alluring; just gross.
I remember when I was a young lad in catholic school; the nuns use to tell us to close our mouths when we chewed our food; if only they had told the panty-less girls to do the same with their legs.