Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Holy Plastic Surgery! Lil Kim Now Looks Like Michael Jackson.

The pint sized potty mouthed singer has been tweaking her looks for years, unfortunately the fun size rapper needs to go to plastic surgery rehab (along with Bruce Jenner and Lindsay Lohan) because now the once cute singer looks like Michael Jackson.

Why black celebrities want to look like whiteys I’ll never know, back in my day black was beautiful.

Many wonder how Kim, 38, can afford all the surgeries; rap talents are known to love their bling-bling and the dish water diva hasn’t coughed up a new album in years. Kim is said to be dropping a new album soon and supposedly makes money from club appearances and store openings; I can just see her at a store opening, “Yeah yeah It’s me Queen Bee, Lil Kim, mother fu**ers, welcome to Piggly Wigglys.”

Kim’s last new album was in 2005 (The Naked Truth) and did not sell well due partly because she was in jail for a year (Kim was convicted of three counts of conspiracy and one count of perjury for lying to a Federal grand jury about her and her friends' involvement in a 2001 shooting outside the Hot 97 studios in Manhattan) Kim was dropped by Atlantic Records in 2006.

Old black Kim; with just a little stuff done, she looked better.
 Hopefully Lil Kim can stop talking smack about other female rappers and just put out a good album already, but by the looks of her plastic surgery addiction; it doesn’t seem like she’s in the right frame of mind just yet.