Saturday, March 30, 2013

Dionne Warwick Broke: What; Her Psychic Couldn’t See That?

Do you know the way, to the welfare office in San Jose?

Dionne Warwick, 72, is most famous for her singing in the late 60’s, 70’s and 80’s. In 1979 she flared her nostrils something fierce when she hosted “Solid Gold,” and younger people know her today as the cousin of Whitney Houston.

After “Solid Gold,” Warwick had a few more hit singles in the 1980’s. From 1991 to 1998 Warwick starred in late night commercials for The Psychic Friends Network; she became a laughing stock, but didn’t care as she believed in psychics and their power. Now Warwick has filed for bankruptcy; she owes over $10 million and just has $25K in assets: Why the hell couldn't her Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network predict this for her?

Many people are gossiping about how a legend like Warwick could fall so far from her throne; many whisper that Warwick never wrote any of her songs (like Whitney) and never gave up her lavish lifestyle when she was making money. Now her goose is cooked and Warwick can’t even enjoy her retirement; someone better, “say a little prayer” for her.