Friday, June 4, 2010

Fat Ass? Dunkin' Donuts Gives Free Donuts On Friday.

Friday, June 4, is National Donut Day (as if you needed a reason to eat donuts!). As such, many popular donut retailers will be offering some incentives to head into their stores to scarf down saturated fat in all it's glory. How could you just have one I don't know, it's like men, they come in all flavors and sizes. Why am I hungry?

At Dunkin’ Donuts, each guest on Friday gets one free doughnut of his or her or drag queens choice with the purchase of any beverage. The company also will announce the winner of its second annual “Create Dunkin’s Next Donut” contest.

From almost 90,000 creations submitted online, a dozen portly finalists traveled by bus to Dunkin’ Donuts University(!) in Braintree, Mass-that somehow blew two tires on the way., to compete in a bake-off competition before Dunkin’ Donuts’ culinary team and company back fat leaders. One of the 12 finalists will win a $12,000 grand prize and have his or her or 'its' winning doughnut sold at Dunkin’ Donuts stores nationwide.

I don't know about you people, but i've been known to eat three of these beauties in one sitting. Granted you'll need some extra time on the cardio machine, but hell, life's all about living, and you haven't lived till you've had a boston cream and a good cup of coffee.