Sunday, July 15, 2012

Obama Healthcare; What The Hell Does It Mean?

I keep hearing about Obamacare and Taylor Kitsch’s career, and both seem not to make sense. I’m not usually inclined to listen to Politicians; most, in my opinion would sell their first child, if it got them elected. Unlike The President and other news sources, I’m
breaking down this jibba jabba so normal people can understand it.

Obamacare Pros

1. Poor Ass People:

Obama’s healthcare plan was designed to reduce overall health care costs by making medical services available to the 32 million who currently can't afford insurance. They often use a hospital emergency room as their private Doctor.

2. Really Poor Ass People:

For people who can't afford the NEW health insurance, the Federal government will pay the states to add them to Medicaid. The income requirement will be expanded to include more of the working poor

Taylor Kitsch with short hair.
3. Unlucky Poor Ass People:

Those who don't qualify for Medicaid will get tax credits. States will be required to set up insurance exchanges to make it easier to shop for private health insurance.

4. Dirty Insurance Companies Cleaned:

Insurance companies can’t deny children coverage for pre-existing conditions. Insurance companies can no longer drop anyone from coverage once they get sick. If a company denies someone coverage, that person can basically sue the Insurance company.

5. Insurance Companies Still In The Green:

Parents can put their children up to age on their health insurance plans. Come on, 26? Why even leave home or try to get a job?
With long hair, his movies still suck.

6. Think and Drink:

Obamacare DOES NOT apply to businesses with less than 50 employees. Larger businesses are required to offer health insurance, but receive tax credits to help employees pay premiums. In 2014, the tax credit increases to 50%.

7. The Titanic:

Obamacare will sink the budget deficit by $143 billion over the next 10 years by raising some taxes and shifting more cost burdens; so they say.

So we will be paying an extra tax, and for those of you who don’t have healthcare by 2014, you will be charged a fine. What doesn’t play for me is; the people who can’t afford healthcare to begin with, will then get Medicare (over stuffing it like Pam Anderson’s tube top) so why change anything? It will be pretty much the same crap, just with added taxes and annoyances.

Obamacare Cons
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1. Kid And Play:

The Federal government will force 18 million of the uninsured to go on Medicaid. Despite this, millions will still remain uninsured and going into hospital emergency rooms.

2. Don’t Ask, Don’t Get Knocked Up:

Each year, $125 million will go towards subsidizing school-based health centers, and programs that are supposed to reduce teen’s getting knocked up. Parents won't know what services their children will receive; so if little Sue’s a Ho, Mom will never know.

3. Sell Your House, Sell Your Soul:

When you sell your house after January 1, 2014, you will have to pay an extra (healthcare) tax on your sale, besides the usual; hope you have money left moving truck.

4. Greedy Doctors Rule The World:

Nearly two-thirds of doctors are considering abandoning any kind of government-sponsored health care insurance, stating that regulations are too high and reimbursement too low (VERY TRUE (my Doctor-an old friend(!) dumped me last month due to my insurance)

5. We're Open, We're Closed:

Small businesses, the drivers of new job growth, will be especially penalized by $52 billion in new taxes and new IRS reporting requirements.

6. Empty Pockets For All:

Despite $500 billion in new taxes, Obamacare will INCREASE the deficit by $500 billion over the next 10 years.

7. Me No Speak English, Or Have To Get Obamacare:

Illegal aliens will not be required to get healthcare; which makes you think, it’s almost better not to be a citizen of the United States. If you ask me, if you live in this country, you should have to pay taxes like everyone else. It’s stupid to think illegal aliens don’t get sick, and where do you think they go when they get sick? Emergency rooms.

All Americans; wait all human’s (Sorry Tom Cruise) should have Health Insurance, that’s no debate, of course we all should have to pay our fair share to contribute. Those that are too poor to pay should have to work for their healthcare, instead of being fined because they don’t have the means, or kind of job that offers health insurance. I understand you can’t please everyone, but this plan needs to be clearer and better fleshed out, before imposed on an already weak economy.

Another pic of Taylor Kitsch to make you forget all this healthcare stuff.