The evening was filled with laughter and plenty of alcohol. For a third date, things we’re really going well and I knew this was the night we would be making monkey love for the first time.
Maybe he was, the one.
So why are people getting so many ugly tattoos? Because humans are stupid, and copy off people they see on the street or the internet instead of having some originality. These days when I see a guy without tattoos I think; he’s hot.
Though now that I’m thinking about it. I want to put my money into a tattoo removal business. That is the business of the future.