Monday, March 7, 2016

How Our Next President Should Be Chosen.




Anyone with an ounce of brain cells still left must be annoyed with how most things are run in government. Take the current elections and candidates (someone take them) I say screw the debates, handshakes and kissing snot-nosed kids at rallies. If you want to be the president of the United States you should have to compete in The Hunger Games.
Anyone not familiar with The Hunger Games books or movies I will explain the concept. People are forced to survive through extreme measures in the outdoors until only one person is left alive and the winner. Could you imagine Hillary Clinton in one of her famous polyester pantsuits, swimming in a lake, trying to find food, or how about Donald Trump in one of his cheaply made Donald Trump ties, trying to climb a tree before a swarm of bees gets him?
Just think, all these hours of debates and fake fighting between the candidates would be depleted. Every night after dinner you could turn on your TV or mobile device and watch these phony, creepy, lying, power hungry presidential hopefuls kill and maim each other for real.
May the odds be ever in your favor.