The Pope Retired Because of Gay Sex Scandal.

Rabid Catholics wet their panties with news of the Pope stepping down from his job (Pope’s can never retire and pretty much die on the job) Now if anyone thinks The Pope really has anything to do with decisions needs a brain transplant, like the Queen of England they are the face of a movement and have as much of a say in matters as an illegal working at a Sweat Shop.

Reports from around the world have reported the departure of Pope Benedict is being linked to an internal Vatican report detailing the gay sex sessions of a number of priests and blackmail by the male prostitutes that serviced them; which included photo’s, reports the New York Daily News, and not because of his health; basically the old bastard didn’t want to deal with it.

The 300-page dossier — compiled by three cardinals investigating the theft of Vatican documents — was given to the Pope on Dec. 17, the same day he decided to resign; throwing suspicion on how much The Pope new about all the sexual shenanigans going on behind closed doors.

Let’s get some facts straight: Most men crave sex, even Priests (sorry Aunt Pearl) and some want it with women and some want it with men and from the evidence, most Priests want sex with men. A recent report said that 70% percent of priests are gay; so why does the Catholic Church preach that homosexuality is a sin, when most of them do it themselves?

I’ll tell you, because like most organized religions, they can only keep you in the flock with starch rules; rules they themselves don’t follow, but it’s a way of controlling people and it works because it saves people from actually using their brain. I went to catholic school for two years at the suggestion of an over- zealous aunt. Catholic School was worse than public school for me with the staff spiteful and the students like caged animals; still no matter what I was taught I still used my mind and questioned anything that seemed false.

My over-zealous aunt cornered me at a family function one evening, demanding that I cut my hair, “long hair is for girls, not boys-cut it!” I looked at her; thin thing that she was, “well Jesus had long hair; so are you telling Jesus looks like a girl?” I was 10-years-old.

The other major cover-up in most religious organizations that boil my potatoes is; children being sexually abused and the heads of these places covering it up; what a great job, molest a 7-year-old; get a promotion and move to Ohio; where you can molest more children.

Any persons, including Priests and The Pope who hid knowledge of a child being molested should face jail time, but first should be paraded through each city and state in chains, no matter the abuser’s age or social standing and let each citizen see what a piece of garbage they are. If Christ really died on the cross for our sins; he didn’t die so people using his words and influence could use it to rape children.

If Priest are having sex with prostitutes I really don’t care; I don’t follow them anyway. The sad thing is the people who really believe in the Church; who live their lives following some Pastor’s words to guide them in what to eat or how to vote or treat another human being, they will be shell-shocked; though maybe it’s time people started thinking for themselves.