Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Zooey Deschanel is Annoying and Should go Away.

I hate Zooey Deschanel; even her name is annoying.

Zooey Deschanel, 32, has been buzzing like a flame around a light bulb in a gas station restroom for years; never getting too close to big time fame; some would have given up; got knocked up by some rich jerk from the Valley and eventually joined “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” but not Deschanel; she just waited, pretending she’s 16-years-old, and her mom and dad left her home, alone; wow what kooky and wacky adventures can a turd face get up to?

Deschanel has hit the big time now with Fox’s “New Girl,” which is limping to its second season this fall. She plays a kooky girl blah-blah (though I do have to say the other actors on the show are great) wouldn’t a semi-hit TV show be enough?

Unfortunately her agent has bi$$er ideas and somehow has got her commercials for iPhone (which everyone involved should be forced to listen to Jennifer Lopez sing without her audotune) Her iPhone commercial is so obnoxious and annoying, grown men have been known to beat their head in with the remote to block out Deschanel’s wacky ways.

Deschanel is a like a bad case of lice; it’s like little, quirky eggs are hatching everywhere. Open a magazine and there she blows! She’s in ads for Pantene now; in the ad Deschanel has fake, photo shopped hair and odd pouty mouth; that resembles the fish my dad use to catch in Lake George.

Hopefully someone will throw Deschanel out with the trash and we wil be able to watch TV and read a magazine without her stupid bangs staring back at us.

Sadly, laundry mat gossips tell me Rimmel, a cosmetics brand, has signed Deschanel; the infestation continues.

looks like she sat on something too big.