Anyone with an ounce of brain cells still left must be
annoyed with how most things are run in government. Take the current elections
and candidates (someone take them) I say screw the debates, handshakes and
kissing snot-nosed kids at rallies. If you want to be the president of the United
States you should have to compete in The Hunger Games.
Anyone not familiar with The Hunger Games books or movies I will
explain the concept. People are forced to survive through extreme measures in
the outdoors until only one person is left alive and the winner. Could you
imagine Hillary Clinton in one of her famous polyester pantsuits, swimming in a
lake, trying to find food, or how about Donald Trump in one of his cheaply
made Donald Trump ties, trying to climb a tree before a swarm of bees gets him?
Just think, all these hours of debates and fake fighting
between the candidates would be depleted. Every night after dinner you could
turn on your TV or mobile device and watch these phony, creepy, lying, power
hungry presidential hopefuls kill and maim each other for real.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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