Due to my
popular article “11 worst things gay men do on first dates.” I thought I would
give the single gals some advice on how to act. Who am I you might ask? I get
paid to listen to people for a living so I have expert knowledge when it comes
to things most men complain about. If you don’t want to take my advice, no
problem—just stock up on some Muumuu’s and become a cat hoarder; it’s your
life :) .
1. Marriage carnage: Unless it’s about Kim & Kanye;
don’t mention weddings. Men are visual creatures; you want him to be sexually
attracted to you on the first date; not think of how annoying your family
sounds if you get hitched.
2. Sexy time: If you’re just looking for a booty
call; save your best dress and just go on Tinder or wait until Fleet Week in
New York. When the first date is all about sex; that’s just what it becomes.
3. Eat like a lady, but not like a bird: The days are gone when a woman could
only smile, sip her tea and eat a fig leaf on a date. Men like women who eat;
you don’t order the Sloppy Joe.
4. Drunkie-pants: It can make you nervous when
meeting someone for the first time. Try to keep drinking to a minimal (Sorry
Lindsey Lohan) and you won’t become a whacko, or loose.
5. Dress barn: Dress to impress, not to audition
for a porn film. Showing some leg is hot—but tits-out-to-there? A big no-no. If
he’s seen the Promised Land; why would he buy when he could just squat?
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