Are these pictures from Manhunt?
Surprisingly no, these are pictures Bieber has sent out.
Many industry insiders are scratching their heads (take your mind out of the gutter) about Justin Bieber, 18, releasing a picture on Instagram, showing his barely legal backside. Of course this is nothing new for the horny little Ellen DeGeneres-lookalike; in recent months the Biebs has sent out more half naked pictures than one of Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends.
In the new picture, Bieber has his pants pulled down, showing the whitest ass I’ve seen since the albino monk in “The Da Vinci Code.” What’s really telling of the pint sized warblers attitude is, that he’s posing next to one of his own concert posters; I guess some people can’t get enough beaver-um, Bieber.
Bieber’s fans are so angry, parents worry they’ll break their hymens in frustration over seeing so much skin from their favorite skinny Pop star. Like Lady Gaga’s, Bieber’s fans are out for his indorsed nail polish-and blood, if someone goes against him. His fans feel that Bieber is out of control and they are banding their braces together to save him.; maybe they should start with teaching Bieber how to wear a belt.
A similar campaign to save Bieber from his wild ways started after the diminutive singer was caught smoking something on film; that looked like Marijuana. A group was started, that claimed they would cut themselves until Bieber gets off the wacky-tobacky; hopefully some of them succeeded.
Gossip in the hair salons has it that Bieber is secretly gayer than a picnic basket, and showing so much hairless skin is a way of coming out, and letting the gays know he’s “Hot-To-Trot.” Others concede he’s straight, and just a nymphomaniac; who just can’t get enough “Kardashian” type attention.
Surprisingly no, these are pictures Bieber has sent out.
Many industry insiders are scratching their heads (take your mind out of the gutter) about Justin Bieber, 18, releasing a picture on Instagram, showing his barely legal backside. Of course this is nothing new for the horny little Ellen DeGeneres-lookalike; in recent months the Biebs has sent out more half naked pictures than one of Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends.
In the new picture, Bieber has his pants pulled down, showing the whitest ass I’ve seen since the albino monk in “The Da Vinci Code.” What’s really telling of the pint sized warblers attitude is, that he’s posing next to one of his own concert posters; I guess some people can’t get enough beaver-um, Bieber.
Bieber’s fans are so angry, parents worry they’ll break their hymens in frustration over seeing so much skin from their favorite skinny Pop star. Like Lady Gaga’s, Bieber’s fans are out for his indorsed nail polish-and blood, if someone goes against him. His fans feel that Bieber is out of control and they are banding their braces together to save him.; maybe they should start with teaching Bieber how to wear a belt.
A similar campaign to save Bieber from his wild ways started after the diminutive singer was caught smoking something on film; that looked like Marijuana. A group was started, that claimed they would cut themselves until Bieber gets off the wacky-tobacky; hopefully some of them succeeded.
Gossip in the hair salons has it that Bieber is secretly gayer than a picnic basket, and showing so much hairless skin is a way of coming out, and letting the gays know he’s “Hot-To-Trot.” Others concede he’s straight, and just a nymphomaniac; who just can’t get enough “Kardashian” type attention.
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| Justin Bieber shows his butt on Instagram; in my day Scott Baio just took off his shirt and we were happy. |
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