Sunday, July 14, 2013

“Glee” Star Cory Monteith Found Dead In Hotel Room.


Usually most “Glee” fans are known to have a “pep in their step” and “shine on their behinds,” but most are feeling morose after finding out that Cory Monteith, 31, who played Finn Hudson on the Fox hit TV show was found dead in Vancouver, Canada, hotel room Saturday.

Monteith had been doing bit parts for years until he got the role on “Glee.” He was known by the cast and crew to always be the first one on set, who knew all his lines and greeted every guest star with a sweet smile and a hello.

Vancouver police can’t comment about the cause of death until an autopsy is conducted Monday, but they ruled out foul play. Monteith apparently had several people over to his room at one point Friday night. Monteith, who had checked in July 6, was seen on hotel surveillance video returning to his room in the early morning hours by himself.
Monteith had problems with alcohol and drugs and had been in and out of several rehabs, admitting he started using drugs at 13 and went to rehab for the first time at 19. His death is believed to be drug related.

If Monteith died from drugs, it will be such a shame. He will become another Hollywood Star whose twinkle was extinguished too soon. It’s so sad to think, that with all the benefits of medicine and health education these days; the things that still kill most people today, famous and often not, is drugs and guns.


Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Melanie Griffith’s Crazy Bad Plastic Surgery.



Many people are gossiping at various hair salons in the waiting area about Melanie Griffith’s horrid plastic surgery; what the hell went wrong with her face?

Griffith, 55, who looks years older--resembles Tori Spelling’s mom, Candy, at this point, and seems to look worse-for-wear every-time she’s photographed, and many are buzzing that’s she’s addicted to cosmetic surgery.

Griffith, who is most famous for her 1980’s movie, “Working Girl” and being the wife of actor Antonio Banderas has tried to resurrect her career in the past years, and many whisper that it’s partially due to her messed-up looking plastic surgery.
 
Griffith, has never admitted to plastic surgery but Stevie Wonder could tell she’s had work done.

“Most people are telling me I look horrible,” she admitted early this year after getting nasty Tweets.

We’re all getting older, and it’s a joke that men can get away with being bald and having a big gut, and somehow they’re still deemed attractive by most of the public, but when women get older and known for their beauty, life for many of them crumbles. Obviously Griffith has gone overboard with lips and cheek injections; why the hell doesn’t she have a good friend to tell her this stuff? Maybe her friends look just as bad.
Whatever plastic surgeon did this to her should have his or her license revoked; let’s just hope Griffith can lay of the procedures and let her face go back to the chick with the wispy voice we all use to love.

There is nothing wrong with getting some stuff done to your face; but if you look like you’re starring as "the creature" of a Horror movie; then it’s time to quit the shit.

Below right, is how Griffith use to look.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Today Is National Forgive Day.



Since I declare this National Forgive Day; I will stead my own advice and forgive everyone in my life who has done me wrong. Every sarcastic comment will be forgiven; every cheating boyfriend pardoned; every friend who ever disappointed me with their taste in clothes shall be declared innocent, and steered to the nearest T.J Maxx. Today is a new day; tomorrow is after today, and who knows how I’ll feel then.

First I’d like to forgive my mom for the terrible haircuts she gave me through grades 1-6; luckily if I ever forget the laughter my looks gave people; I’ll always have the school pictures to remember.

 
I forgive you, Paula Deen, for giving yourself diabetes with your cooking; and still trying to give it to America. I also forgive you for being racist, and also for being dumb enough to admit it.

I forgive you Amanda Bynes for being bat shit crazy; but sassy-crazy enough to still tell off people who criticize your behavior.

I forgive you, New Jersey high school; for employing people who wanted to hurt me instead of protect me.

I forgive you, Joe Manganiello, for every-time I see you without your clothes on “True Blood.” I have to put down the down the candy bar and start doing jumping-jacks around the room.
I forgive you Ben Stiller for putting out the most laugh-less movies after you made "Zoolander."

The person I most forgive is myself; because it’s really healthy to do so; no matter how many mistakes I’ve made, I’ve tried to grow and learn along the way, and in the end, that’s what life is all about.

 

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Can You Forgive A Cheater?


Many say marriage was created back in the day to keep men from straying; of course if TV has taught us anything; a ring on the finger and a ceremony doesn’t mean a husband or a wife won’t grab some monkey love on the side.

A friend asked me the other day why people cheat; and there are so many reasons why someone looks for sex elsewhere; they’re bored with the same person; they’re not getting sex at home; they’re nymphomaniacs, and sometimes the person you married just  isn't a good fit for you sexually, and as the years go by it gets even worse.
Writing at Starbucks the other day I overheard two sassy gay guys talking; the subject of cheating came about; and the bigger one remarked, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”

It made me think, what would I do if I found out my significant other was having an affair? I guess one imagines they would hit the roof, while others probably think, “Good, that will keep him out of my bed.” For me the answer wasn’t as simple; I don’t think I could forgive or trust the person again, but that’s easy to say until it happens to you; sometimes the cheater should be forgiven, and hopefully trust in them restored in the future.
It always amazes me how couples can share a bed, a household and never talk about anything that they’re feeling, which of course makes it easy to imagine all kinds of things are going on with the other person, which in turn makes it easy to cheat, "I bet he's cheating too, we haven't had sex in months."
The answer to the question is; there’s no real answer; everyone’s situation is different and requires a unique reaction; though a good old fashioned vase to the head of the person who cheated on you, works pretty well too.
 

Sunday, June 16, 2013

New Celebrity Trend Alert; Wearing Masks In Public.



Justin Bieber loves Chanel; go girl!
Just when it seems rich people have wasted money on something so stupid, another dumb trend comes along that blows the last ridicules thing out of the water, the newest one? Wearing masks in public.
 
 Madonna; hiding plastic surgery?
 
Kanye West looks like a gay terrorist.
 
Many at the salon are whispering that instead of trying to be so cool, most of these mask-loving celebrities are just covering recent plastic surgery scars, and not trying to be in vogue.
 

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Why Is Kanye West So Damn Angry?




For a man who has almost everything in life; fame; money; health, and a new baby on the way, Kanye West, 35, should be happy, but instead he’s always pissed off; does this man realize what the word ‘grateful’ means?

West has talent, yes, but so do a lot of other people. It’s so sad when some artist’s hit it big, and let their ego take over; this is why I think most awards shows should be banned; best this-best that; you know what? Kiss my ass you over paid fool; the idea that one actor is better than the other is so egotistical; the truth is most awards are given to the actors and singers with the most friends and money in Hollywood, and not always because of how good they are.

A lot of great artist have believed their own hype, and the majority wind up on a horrible reality shows on an anonymous TV network or worst yet, unemployed and broke.


Many whisper Kanye West is Gay; who's to say?


West is a stranger to controversy like a gay guy in West Hollywood is to tank tops; which means for my slower lovelies; they go hand-and-hand.

West has a new album “Yeezus,” That’s coming out soon; so he’s acting extra desperate to sell the thing. People are talking about it, unfortunately for West, only in a negative way. West recently gave horrible performances of materiel from the new album, one at “The Met Ball” and the other on “Saturday Night Live.” On both events West unleashed sloppy jams; for SNL West yelled through new songs “Black Skinhead” and New Slaves,” that left many bored sober. The new songs lyrics and rhymes are so bad and dull; many in attendance laughed that a Venice Beach bum could have put out better songs.



After hearing West’s new album; many have been wondering what happened to the singer/songwriter who gave us gems like, “Gold Digger” and “Heartless”

Instead of acting so pissed off; West should be acting more mature; especially since he’s becoming a father and bringing new life into the world, but that would take humility; something West or his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have no knowledge of.

Isn’t it a shame in this day and age how we feed flaming egos like Kanye West, and never give a thought to the thousands of people around the world who go out of their way to make a difference in someone’s life; without ever getting awards, their own fashion line or their ass kissed on a daily basis?

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Wake Up Gay Men! You Are Not Safe.




With gay marriage being talked about as much as one of the Kardashian’s having a bowel movement, a lot of gay and lesbians have the false hope that there is more acceptance than ever.

Though true public acceptance for gays is at an all time high, there are still many gay and lesbians being beat and killed, even in a city like Manhattan. 5 gay men, in 3 different incidents were beaten badly in the last 7 days! The last one was on Friday night in the West Village; a man walked up to a guy, called him a faggot, pulled out a gun and shot him in the face; the guy died Friday night.

Most gay men are more concerned with “Manhunt” and “Grindr” (gay sites where men cruise for sex) instead of thinking they could possibly be killed on the street for their sexual orientation. Most young gays these days did not experience shame from family and friends; no gay role models and that just by walking down the street; someone could call you a faggot and punch you in the face, or worse, kill you.

According to NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly, there have been 27 bias crimes in New York in 2013, of course that number is doubled when you realize that very poor or undocumented gays and lesbians get beat, raped or worse and never report it out of fear of being deported, or arrested for a prier minor crime.

Mark Carson, 32, killed Firday night for being gay.
What can we do? First we have to be careful; there are people who hate us, and that will never change. So when going out and having fun; just be mindful of how much you’re drinking, and if you’re drugging, stay in and have your party. I don’t want to advocate carrying a weapon, but if you have to, go ahead; you’re keys make a good weapon to put in your fist if sensing trouble.

We as a culture need to protect our own, so if you see someone being harassed, help them, I’m not saying to turn into “Rambo,” call 911; we all have cell phones these days. Just remember, that gay or lesbian being harassed could be your brother, sister, friend or, sadly even ourselves.




We have to stay strong, and sometimes fight with our fist or our words to win against being beat down for years. Our brothers and sisters are being killed; you have to wonder; are we doing enough to protect ourselves?

Monday, May 13, 2013

Martha Stewart Tries Online Dating: Does She Bang On 1st Date?





I bet she makes her own condoms out of real lambskin; lambs raised on her own farm of course; lambs that she’s fed only organic wheat grass and sparkling water.

Martha Stewart, 71, admitted recently she almost joined Match.com but chickened out after reading the questionnaire (maybe she would have like it better if it was written in italic script and, had a lavender blue glitter background)

Stewart admitted two days later that she went ahead and placed an ad for love; her profile received more than 20,000 views and 1,000 messages, she's eyeing two men she "could have coffee with," out of the five that we’re up to her standards, and plans to email the lucky dogs back today.

Stewart went on to say that she wasn’t looking for marriage, but some good old fashioned Nookie; which made me wonder; how the hell could anyone please Martha Stewart in bed? I could just imagine trying to lay her down in a passionate embrace, and instead of telling you to “do her dirty,” she would probably tell you, you’re sheets were not ironed properly and the thread count makes her want to hurl; damn there goes the boner and the money spent on dinner.

Whether Stewart finds love is anyone’s guess; hopefully she’ll pick someone age appropriate and not get with a money hungry 25-year-old; we wouldn’t want Stewart to end up dead a year later; her glue gun mysteriously blowing up in her face; that wouldn’t be a good thing.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Pop's Must Be Selling A Lot Of Polo's: Ralph Lauren's New Car.





Ralph Lauren’s new $700,000 car. The car is a customized Ruf CTR-3 (whatever that means) and goes really fast.

The CTR-3 is built more from scratch. Only the front end and part of the engine originate from a Porsche 911.




Gramps has the cash to throw around, lauren has a net worth of $7.5 billion dollars; not bad for a kid born in the Bronx, New York with the original  last name of Lifshitz.

Dag, when my dad was 73-years old, like Lauren, he just got his discount bus pass; The Times They Are a-Changin.
 

Monday, May 6, 2013

Anne Hathaway Dyes Hair Blonde.




Many people adore Anne Hathaway; others think of her in the same manner as when feces turns white.

Call her pretty, horseface or even a cab, but you can never say the bug-eyed beauty is boring. First she chopped off her hair, and now the dark-n-lovely actress has people with nothing else better to do, going ape-shit because she has dyed her hair blonde.


The 30-year-old strutted her goods at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York City. Wearing a strange dress that she giggled was "Vintage Valentino," Hathaway smiled for the camara's like her life depended on it.

She claimed her inspiration for the night was Blondie legend Debbie Harry.

Long hair or short, brown or blonde, Hathaway has people talking and we like it; just please don't sing again (tell Russell Crowe also, thanks.