Sunday, May 19, 2013

Wake Up Gay Men! You Are Not Safe.




With gay marriage being talked about as much as one of the Kardashian’s having a bowel movement, a lot of gay and lesbians have the false hope that there is more acceptance than ever.

Though true public acceptance for gays is at an all time high, there are still many gay and lesbians being beat and killed, even in a city like Manhattan. 5 gay men, in 3 different incidents were beaten badly in the last 7 days! The last one was on Friday night in the West Village; a man walked up to a guy, called him a faggot, pulled out a gun and shot him in the face; the guy died Friday night.

Most gay men are more concerned with “Manhunt” and “Grindr” (gay sites where men cruise for sex) instead of thinking they could possibly be killed on the street for their sexual orientation. Most young gays these days did not experience shame from family and friends; no gay role models and that just by walking down the street; someone could call you a faggot and punch you in the face, or worse, kill you.

According to NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly, there have been 27 bias crimes in New York in 2013, of course that number is doubled when you realize that very poor or undocumented gays and lesbians get beat, raped or worse and never report it out of fear of being deported, or arrested for a prier minor crime.

Mark Carson, 32, killed Firday night for being gay.
What can we do? First we have to be careful; there are people who hate us, and that will never change. So when going out and having fun; just be mindful of how much you’re drinking, and if you’re drugging, stay in and have your party. I don’t want to advocate carrying a weapon, but if you have to, go ahead; you’re keys make a good weapon to put in your fist if sensing trouble.

We as a culture need to protect our own, so if you see someone being harassed, help them, I’m not saying to turn into “Rambo,” call 911; we all have cell phones these days. Just remember, that gay or lesbian being harassed could be your brother, sister, friend or, sadly even ourselves.




We have to stay strong, and sometimes fight with our fist or our words to win against being beat down for years. Our brothers and sisters are being killed; you have to wonder; are we doing enough to protect ourselves?

Monday, May 13, 2013

Martha Stewart Tries Online Dating: Does She Bang On 1st Date?





I bet she makes her own condoms out of real lambskin; lambs raised on her own farm of course; lambs that she’s fed only organic wheat grass and sparkling water.

Martha Stewart, 71, admitted recently she almost joined Match.com but chickened out after reading the questionnaire (maybe she would have like it better if it was written in italic script and, had a lavender blue glitter background)

Stewart admitted two days later that she went ahead and placed an ad for love; her profile received more than 20,000 views and 1,000 messages, she's eyeing two men she "could have coffee with," out of the five that we’re up to her standards, and plans to email the lucky dogs back today.

Stewart went on to say that she wasn’t looking for marriage, but some good old fashioned Nookie; which made me wonder; how the hell could anyone please Martha Stewart in bed? I could just imagine trying to lay her down in a passionate embrace, and instead of telling you to “do her dirty,” she would probably tell you, you’re sheets were not ironed properly and the thread count makes her want to hurl; damn there goes the boner and the money spent on dinner.

Whether Stewart finds love is anyone’s guess; hopefully she’ll pick someone age appropriate and not get with a money hungry 25-year-old; we wouldn’t want Stewart to end up dead a year later; her glue gun mysteriously blowing up in her face; that wouldn’t be a good thing.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Pop's Must Be Selling A Lot Of Polo's: Ralph Lauren's New Car.





Ralph Lauren’s new $700,000 car. The car is a customized Ruf CTR-3 (whatever that means) and goes really fast.

The CTR-3 is built more from scratch. Only the front end and part of the engine originate from a Porsche 911.




Gramps has the cash to throw around, lauren has a net worth of $7.5 billion dollars; not bad for a kid born in the Bronx, New York with the original  last name of Lifshitz.

Dag, when my dad was 73-years old, like Lauren, he just got his discount bus pass; The Times They Are a-Changin.
 

Monday, May 6, 2013

Anne Hathaway Dyes Hair Blonde.




Many people adore Anne Hathaway; others think of her in the same manner as when feces turns white.

Call her pretty, horseface or even a cab, but you can never say the bug-eyed beauty is boring. First she chopped off her hair, and now the dark-n-lovely actress has people with nothing else better to do, going ape-shit because she has dyed her hair blonde.


The 30-year-old strutted her goods at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York City. Wearing a strange dress that she giggled was "Vintage Valentino," Hathaway smiled for the camara's like her life depended on it.

She claimed her inspiration for the night was Blondie legend Debbie Harry.

Long hair or short, brown or blonde, Hathaway has people talking and we like it; just please don't sing again (tell Russell Crowe also, thanks.