Desperate for Attention, Sarah Palin Supports Gay Haters Chick-fil-A.

Sarah Palin has fans; mostly because they either like her hair, or love that she kills animals for sport and not food; but what’s a plastic looking fool to do when no one’s talking about her anymore? Support a fast food chain that discriminates against gay people, and here’s a little tip for some people who think this doesn’t affect them; if they hate one minority, then they usually hate all and believe me, it was not long ago that black people couldn’t use the same bathrooms, drinking fountains and so on as whites.



Palin, who says she hates “liberal media” but whores herself left-right and sideways to get her waxy mug in the media, tweeted a picture of herself, and Fembot husband, Friday night at Chick-fil-A. She burped; I mean chirped “Stopped by Chick-fil-A in The Woodlands to support a great business.”

What the Lily-white owner of Chick-fil-A and a buffoon like Palin don’t understand is, every-time they stick their capped teeth into Chick-fil-A sandwich, they’re tasting gay. The chicken was raised by some gay people; killed by some gay people; cleaned by some gay people; shipped by some gay people; mixed with ingredients by some gay people, and I’ll be damned if I’m not right; fried and served by some gay people; so if they think being gay doesn’t touch them, they’re dead wrong.

In the end you can get a fried sandwich anywhere, don’t support Chick-fil-A until they support all Americans, big, gay or small.

Vera Wang 63, Moves in Boyfriend, 27, Weeks After Divorce.

Fashion maven Vera Wang has tongues wagging and for once it’s not because of her designer wedding duds. Just two weeks after news that she’s divorcing her husband of 23 years. The 63-year-old Wang has moved in her 27-year-old boyfriend, Olympic champion figure skater Evan Lysacek.

Wang has two daughters, ages 22 and 20, which has some gossips suggesting that Wang should get her legs sewed shut; since she’s old enough to be the skater’s mom.

Other gossips suggest Lysacek is gayer than a
candle sale at Pottery Barn, and is just using the famous-just-for-wedding-dresses designer, to get his sequin pants leg back into the media’s attention.

Playing house is fun.

Friends of Wang fear she’ll get hurt, if it turns out Lysacek just wants to talk pastels and admire Wang, like West Hollywood admires Lady Gaga, and not rock her world on top of her “Simply Vera, Vera Wang 800-Thread Count Sheet Set, now on sale at beddingstyle.com

In fashion everything goes, contemporaries like Calvin Klein have been paying for young men for years (his most recent one, Nick Gruber, 22, had to be sent to rehab by kinky Klein; who can’t seem to keep his Calvin’s on) So why shouldn’t Wang be able to sample some of the young stuff; since men have been doing it for years?

If Lysacek doesn’t turn out to be as straight as spaghetti, I’m sure Wang’s Moo shu pork won’t go unattended for long; when you’re rich there’s always a cascade of young bucks, that will love turning her out; as long as she dresses them-to go out.

Calvin Klein and Nick Gruber

Is Tim McGraw Anorexic? The Shocking Photos.

Tim McGraw, the singer and actor performed last week and looked shockingly thin. Dressed in head-to-toe white, McGraw looked more like a gay straw, with a cowboy hat on, then a straight, corn bread loving country boy married to singer Faith Hill.

Many in the audience gasped every time McGraw turned sideways and seemed to disappear. A friend-of-a-friend-who’s-not-really-a-friend, confided to me that McGraw has been rumored to have a drug problem, and has supposedly been seen going to the bathroom every 30 minutes or so when in the studio recording his new album; other gossip hounds insist McGraw could just been throwing up his cookies; either way something looks very off about McGraw’s appearance.

McGraw fans I talked to, don’t believe a dirty word of it, and think the once hunky studs weight loss is contributed to hours in the studio, working on his new album and not drugs or anorexia. McGraw’s new single “Truck Yeah.” Has already got the country bumpkins dancing, The Boot Scoot Boogie.”

Other people I talked to we're worried about Faith Hill and how thin she's looking these days; what's going on with these two; and who has the balls to ask them the truth?

We here at HTYM wish McGraw luck; cause we like him and stuff; we just want him to eat some freaking food!

His taste is fashion aside, we liked McGraw with a little more dumplings in'em

Could Faith Hill be worried about Tim McGraw's shocking weight loss?

Anne Hathaway’s New Haircut Makes her Look Older.

Sometimes change can be a good thing, other times like the movie “John Carter” it can be a total disaster. Anne Hathaway usually shines in movies like “The Devil Wears Prada.” But after showing off her new short haircut, many wondered if the devil indeed was Hathaway’s hairdresser.

Hathaway, a known glamour puss usually turns it out for most red carpet events, and when word spread like Britney Spears legs that she cut her dark-woods-colored locks, many people gasped (well the people with nothing else better to do) and hoped she would look as good as Charlize Theron or most recently, Michelle Williams when they got shorter hair.

Unfortunately, Hathaway’s hairdresser gave her a dreadful too short haircut; that made the 29-year-old bug-eyed beauty look years older; which for an actress is a fat Latte-no-no. How did Hathaway end up with a garden gnomes haircut you wonder? A friend-of-a friend-who’s-not-really-a-friend told me Hathaway wanted a new look (she got one all right) A short cut can work for Hathaway with more length left around her face; this too short cut brings out all of Hathaway’s worst features.

Do you like her hair short or long?

Hathaway, unlike you and me (well maybe you) can afford to have the best people help her with clothes and fix her hair; which just goes to show you; money can buy you more, but it doesn’t always get you the best style. Hopefully Hathaway (who’s rumored to be pregnant) will grow out her hair, dump her hairdresser(and start getting her hair done by the talented people at Miano Viel Salon & Spa in New York City)

Remember, it’s what’s on the inside that counts; unless you’re in the public eye.





We like her with longer hair.



Obama Healthcare; What The Hell Does It Mean?

I keep hearing about Obamacare and Taylor Kitsch’s career, and both seem not to make sense. I’m not usually inclined to listen to Politicians; most, in my opinion would sell their first child, if it got them elected. Unlike The President and other news sources, I’m

breaking down this jibba jabba so normal people can understand it.

Obamacare Pros

1. Poor Ass People:

Obama’s healthcare plan was designed to reduce overall health care costs by making medical services available to the 32 million who currently can't afford insurance. They often use a hospital emergency room as their private Doctor.

2. Really Poor Ass People:

For people who can't afford the NEW health insurance, the Federal government will pay the states to add them to Medicaid. The income requirement will be expanded to include more of the working poor
                                                                     


Taylor Kitsch with short hair.

3. Unlucky Poor Ass People:

Those who don't qualify for Medicaid will get tax credits. States will be required to set up insurance exchanges to make it easier to shop for private health insurance.

4. Dirty Insurance Companies Cleaned:

Insurance companies can’t deny children coverage for pre-existing conditions. Insurance companies can no longer drop anyone from coverage once they get sick. If a company denies someone coverage, that person can basically sue the Insurance company.

5. Insurance Companies Still In The Green:

Parents can put their children up to age on their health insurance plans. Come on, 26? Why even leave home or try to get a job?

With long hair, his movies still suck.

6. Think and Drink:

Obamacare DOES NOT apply to businesses with less than 50 employees. Larger businesses are required to offer health insurance, but receive tax credits to help employees pay premiums. In 2014, the tax credit increases to 50%.

7. The Titanic:

Obamacare will sink the budget deficit by $143 billion over the next 10 years by raising some taxes and shifting more cost burdens; so they say.

So we will be paying an extra tax, and for those of you who don’t have healthcare by 2014, you will be charged a fine. What doesn’t play for me is; the people who can’t afford healthcare to begin with, will then get Medicare (over stuffing it like Pam Anderson’s tube top) so why change anything? It will be pretty much the same crap, just with added taxes and annoyances.

Obamacare Cons

You might need this.

1. Kid And Play:

The Federal government will force 18 million of the uninsured to go on Medicaid. Despite this, millions will still remain uninsured and going into hospital emergency rooms.

2. Don’t Ask, Don’t Get Knocked Up:

Each year, $125 million will go towards subsidizing school-based health centers, and programs that are supposed to reduce teen’s getting knocked up. Parents won't know what services their children will receive; so if little Sue’s a Ho, Mom will never know.

3. Sell Your House, Sell Your Soul:

When you sell your house after January 1, 2014, you will have to pay an extra (healthcare) tax on your sale, besides the usual; hope you have money left moving truck.

4. Greedy Doctors Rule The World:

Nearly two-thirds of doctors are considering abandoning any kind of government-sponsored health care insurance, stating that regulations are too high and reimbursement too low (VERY TRUE (my Doctor-an old friend(!) dumped me last month due to my insurance)

5. We're Open, We're Closed:

Small businesses, the drivers of new job growth, will be especially penalized by $52 billion in new taxes and new IRS reporting requirements.

6. Empty Pockets For All:

Despite $500 billion in new taxes, Obamacare will INCREASE the deficit by $500 billion over the next 10 years.

7. Me No Speak English, Or Have To Get Obamacare:

Illegal aliens will not be required to get healthcare; which makes you think, it’s almost better not to be a citizen of the United States. If you ask me, if you live in this country, you should have to pay taxes like everyone else. It’s stupid to think illegal aliens don’t get sick, and where do you think they go when they get sick? Emergency rooms.

All Americans; wait all human’s (Sorry Tom Cruise) should have Health Insurance, that’s no debate, of course we all should have to pay our fair share to contribute. Those that are too poor to pay should have to work for their healthcare, instead of being fined because they don’t have the means, or kind of job that offers health insurance. I understand you can’t please everyone, but this plan needs to be clearer and better fleshed out, before imposed on an already weak economy.

Another pic of Taylor Kitsch to make you forget all this healthcare stuff.

Bethenny Frankel’s Talk Show Reviewed; Will it be Cancelled?

Bethenny Frankel has made more Margarita’s out of lemons than most people. Frankel’s major break came when she got cast in Bravo’s campy “Real Housewives of New York City.” In 2009 Frankel’s fame shot up with her first successful book (Naturally Thin) after years of trying to get her spiky stilettos in the door.

At the time of “Housewives” success, Frankel (who is a trained chef) developed “Skinny Girl” margaritas; many told her she could never make a drink targeted to women (if you think about it, most alcoholic drink ads are targeted to men) Frankel has done so much in the last couple of years, and is someone to look up to; for proving you can come from a shitty childhood, and still make your dreams come true. Frankel proves she has the will of a soldier and can do anything; I bet she could castrate Tiger Woods in an instant by one raised eyebrow and smart remark.

With the success of “Skinny Girl” (she sold it in 2011 for an estimated $100 million) Soon Frankel grew tired of the “Housewives” TV show with their petty fights and bickering (though that’s what makes them successful.) With her huge fan base Bravo gave Frankel her own show, dealing with her new marriage and baby titled “Bethany Getting Married?”

Overachiever as she is, Frankel always wants more; so of course with fame she gets her own morning talk show (Bethany airs Monday to Friday at 11. am on Fox) At times the show seems painfully like a copycat of other blab shows. Frankel makes her entrance on the show dancing like a fool, shaking her money maker (Like “Ellen,”) then she gets her bartender (Like “Watch What Happens Live”) to make her a drink, which seems painfully fake; her clueless bartenders always seem too dumb to speak or just embarrassed to be there.

Frankel seems out of her element most times here, and really belongs on late night TV. Too many times she talks more than her guest, and needs to learn to shut up before viewers get tired of her blabbing before a guest can even answer her question. At times her voice can be grating on the ears, like the screams of 13-year-old girls when Justin Bieber performs.

If this show is to succeed, it will be on Frankel’s personality, and huge women fan base, who look up to the celery-stick-thin beauty. I’m sure there are a slew of producers who have tried to tame Frankel and her known tart tongue; of course this helped make her famous. As the weeks have passed I’ve noticed a change in Frankel’s personality, and when she breaks script she shines; also it seems the show and Frankel get better each week.

Hopefully after this trial run for the show, Frankel will be able to replace more of the behind-the-scenes Wizards of Oz and hire some people who will let Frankel do her thing. Too much of television is decided by surveys instead of originality; if Frankel had played that way in the beginning of her career, we wouldn’t be talking about her now.

UPDATED 10/2012:  The "Bethenny" show has been renewed (thanks to great ratings) and will probably be back in January 2013; i'm happy to hear this, though "Bethenny" has some kinks to work out, Frankel is still fresher than most daytime gab shows.

Brad Pitt’s Mom Hates Gays, Constipation, and Obama.

Brad Pitt’s mom wrote a horrible bigoted letter to a newspaper that has most people shocked and the KKK happy as pigs in you-know-what. Fans of Brad Pitt (who famously said he and Angelina Jolie would only get married when gay people can) were shocked when news came of his mom’s wacky letter in support of Mitt Romney; here’s what she wrote.

“Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.” Yeah, Obama loves killing babies, WTF, was she drunk?

Listen, Brad Pitt’s Mom (no she doesn’t get a name) why don’t you shut up? I don’t mind if this old hag doesn’t like me, abortion or President Obama; this is what I love about living in America; you can have your own opinions, ideas and 31 flavors at Baskin Robbins. What burns my biscuits is she has to use religion to trick and scare people into voting the way she thinks things should be. People that use bigotry and hate as a means to get you to vote the way they seem fit are dangerous monsters; who in my opinion should be stripped of ever speaking publicly because they have the morals of a Carnival Barker, whose only purpose is to infect your mind like a virus and pick your pockets clean.

Momma Pitt with one of the Pitt-Jolie Twins; lets hope one isn't gay; she won't like them having rights.

Happy July 4th Katie Holmes!

July 4th is America's birthday, and we should all be proud to be in such a great country. In America you can be anything you want to be; just don't be fat. In America we can marry who we please; just don't be gay. In America women can marry rich and powerful men; just don't ask any questions.

Anyway I salute America, and Katie Holmes, who personifies the American dream; young girl from Toledo, Ohio to-actress, marries older (some say gay) Famous American actor and has to join his science fiction style religion (The basics of Scientology is, they believe Aliens are the ones who created the earth)

Don’t expect Holmes to spill the alien ooze on her divorce, all of Tom Cruise’s wives sign a document that they can’t talk about him in case of divorce (Ever notice that Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman never speak his name?) Either way Holmes stands to win some money. Many say a big fight is brewing over daughter Suri; could be tricky, I doubt Crusie will want to open his private door for a already thirsty public.

So our drinks and hot dogs are raised to you Katie, you escaped the crazy and just in time to enjoy July 4th!

Happy Birthday Debbie Harry!

Debbie Harry today; she's still got the sass that made her famous.

Debbie Harry is best known for being the lead singer of Blondie ( “Call Me,” “Heart of Glass,” One Way or Another, “ Rapture,” The Tide Is High,” “Good Boys,” among others) Many don’t know she’s appeared in many films as an actress (“Videodrome,” “Tales from the Darkside: The Movie,” “Hairspray,(1988)” “Heavy”, “Spun,” “Six Ways To Sunday.”

Harry is also well known for giving her time and sweat to a number of charities like amfAR. Last year Blondie released a new album, "Panic Of Girls" and are still on tour.

Today Ms. Harry is 67-years-old and we salute her!

Debbie Harry in 1981 when she was the most famous blonde in the world.